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Funny Quotes

Know someone with a unique sense of humor? Do your kids or pets make you laugh? We have all sorts of funny quotes and cute quotes for fun times.

Our carved wood signs are made of quality wood and have a decorative edge.  You may choose from many designs including love quotes and inspirational quotes.  You’ll find stylish personalized signs that make wonderful gifts for your family and friends.  They are the most decorative signs you will find and make great wedding anniversary gifts.  Can’t find the personalized gifts you want?  We also offer custom wood signs.

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HOME is where the pants AREN'T
Carved wood sign with quote "HOME is where the pants AREN'T" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick wi..
$46.99 $39.94
We may not have it all together, but together we have it ALL.
Carved wood sign with quote "We may not have it all together, but together we have it ALL." Siz..
$46.99 $39.94
What happens at Grandma's house, stays at Grandma's house.
Carved wood sign with quote "What happens at Grandma's house, stays at Grandma's house." Size: ..
$46.99 $39.94
A Balanced Diet is a cookie in each hand!
Carved wood sign with quote "A Balanced Diet is a cookie in each hand!" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 in..
$46.99 $39.94
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Carved wood sign with quote "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick..
$46.99 $39.94
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Carved wood sign with quote "How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you ..
$46.99 $39.94
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, "Our perfect companions ne..
$46.99 $39.94
Remember, as far as anyone knows… We are a Nice NORMAL Family.
Carved wood sign with quote "Remember, as far as anyone knows… We are a Nice NORMAL Family." ..
$46.99 $39.94
ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
Carved wood sign with quote "ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a sal..
$46.99 $39.94
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schultz
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Charles M. Schultz, "All you need is love. But a litt..
$46.99 $39.94
AND Then I Realized Adventures ARE THE BEST Way to Learn
Carved wood sign with quote "AND Then I Realized Adventures ARE THE BEST Way to Learn" Size: 1..
$46.99 $39.94
Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
Carved wood sign with quote "Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when t..
$46.99 $39.94
Hey idiot, I love you.
Carved wood sign with quote "Hey idiot, I love you." Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a dec..
$46.99 $39.94
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger, "I have a love interest in every on..
$46.99 $39.94
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by William Shakespeare, "I would challenge you to a batt..
$46.99 $39.94
In this house, WE AIM TO PLEASE… In this room, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!
Carved wood sign with quote "In this house, WE AIM TO PLEASE… In this room, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!..
$46.99 $39.94
It is what it is
Carved wood sign with quote "It is what it is" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a decorativ..
$46.99 $39.94
Love is being stupid together.
Carved wood sign with funny love quote "Love is being stupid together." Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 in..
$46.99 $39.94
The world would be a much better place if everyone would just think like I do
Carved wood sign with quote "The world would be a much better place if everyone would just think l..
$46.99 $39.94
Today’s menu: Take it or leave it
Carved wood sign with quote "Today’s menu: Take it or leave it" Size: 9" x 12" 5/8 inch thi..
$46.99 $39.94
You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means… nap time!
Carved wood sign with quote "You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means… nap time!" ..
$46.99 $39.94
I could be social, or I could read. (I'm going to read.)
Carved wood sign with quote "I could be social, or I could read. (I'm going to read.)" Size: 1..
$46.99 $39.94
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Carved wood sign with quote, "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?". Size: 9" x 12..
$46.99 $39.94
Keep on Keepin’ on
Carved wood sign with quote "Keep on Keepin’ on" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a decor..
$46.99 $39.94
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Rita Rudner, "I love being married. It’s so great to fin..
$46.99 $39.94
To save time, let’s just assume I know everything.
Carved wood sign with quote "To save time, let’s just assume I know everything." Size: 12" x..
$46.99 $39.94
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Bill Cosby, "Fatherhood is pretending the present you..
$46.99 $39.94
You can agree with me or… you can be wrong!
Carved wood sign with quote "You can agree with me or… you can be wrong!" Size: 12" x 9" 5/..
$46.99 $39.94
My favorite thing to make for dinner is... Reservations!
Carved wood sign with quote "My favorite thing to make for dinner is... Reservations!"Size:12" x 9"5..
$46.99 $39.94
I don’t have time for a crisis today. My schedule is full.
Carved wood sign with quote, "I don’t have time for a crisis today. My schedule is full.". Size..
$46.99 $39.94
Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Mae West, "Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall,..
$46.99 $39.94
Bear bottoms acceptable
Carved wood sign with quote "Bear bottoms acceptable" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a de..
$46.99 $39.94
Changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!
Carved wood sign with quote, "Changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!". Size:..
$46.99 $39.94
Broken Cookies have NO calories!
Carved wood sign with quote "Broken Cookies have NO calories!"Size:9" x 12"5/8 inch thick with a dec..
$46.99 $39.94
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.
Carved wood sign with quote, "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kin..
$46.99 $39.94
I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Iron, Dust, Wash, Fold
Carved wood sign with quote "I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Iron, Dust, Wash, Fold"Size:..
$46.99 $39.94
I like it HARD, FAST & LOUD. I’m a HARLEY Girl.
Carved wood sign with quote, "I like it HARD, FAST & LOUD. I’m a HARLEY Girl.". Size: 9" x 12"..
$46.99 $39.94
Fishing stories told here
Carved wood sign with quote "Fishing stories told here" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a ..
$46.99 $39.94
A messy home is a sign of character. (You should see the characters who live here!)
Carved wood sign with quote "A messy home is a sign of character. (You should see the characters w..
$46.99 $39.94
Frogs are smart, they eat the things that bug them!
Carved wood sign with quote "Frogs are smart, they eat the things that bug them!"Size:12" x 9"5/8 in..
$46.99 $39.94
Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
Carved wood sign with quote, "Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut."..
$46.99 $39.94
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Carved wood sign with quote "If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman around to hea..
$46.99 $39.94
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Lily Tomlin, "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I real..
$46.99 $39.94
Dear Lord: Please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Carved wood sign with quote, "Dear Lord: Please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over ..
$46.99 $39.94
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